samuel says:
hey
claire says:
hello
samuel says:
i need to destress
claire says:
oh okay!
claire says:
well right now i'm eating jelly beans
samuel says:
!!!
claire says:
i took a whole handful to my desk
samuel says:
ahahaha
samuel says:
give me!
claire says:
and i'm trying to guess what flavour they are
claire says:
hahah
claire says:
some of them are quite gross though
claire says:
and the gross ones are always a similar colour to the nice ones
claire says:
so i keep eating apple and getting tricked into eating cinnamon instead
claire says:
the sneaky beans!
a pause.
claire says:
EW EW THE LIGHT GREEN ONE IS VERY GROSS!
claire says:
i dont know why i keep eating them even though its evident that they are dangerous and scheming candy-pretenders
claire says:
well now i've just eaten a dark blue one and it tastes just like moisturiser. yay me.
samuel says:
claire says:
yuck, a brown one. i'm not even going to go there.
samuel says:
hahahaa
samuel says:
you are funny
samuel says:
almost mad i must say
claire says:
haha
claire says:
i think i will throw the brown one into the empty box in the corner in case it suddenly changes colour and tricks me into eating it
claire says:
bye!
claire says:
hahaha
claire says:
yay, disaster averted!
samuel says:
hahahahhaa
samuel says:
oh dear...stereotype cause of its color
samuel says:
tsk tsk
claire says:
there's like a moss green one.
claire says:
hello? moss green? what's wrong with the company of these beans?
claire says:
who is ever going to be stupid enough to eat a moss green one?
claire says:
goodness knows what it tastes like, cockroaches or mushrooms or something awful
claire says:
i think i shall try it
samuel says:
lol!
claire says:
i have no idea what flavour it is. i've eaten it and i still dunno what it is
samuel says:
mushrooms
samuel says:
have you eaten dried mushrooms before?
claire says:
yea i have
samuel says:
nice or not?
claire says:
at youth camp mel brought these things called munchy mushrooms or something
claire says:
THEY WERE SO GROSS OKAY
claire says:
we ate one then like threw them at each other
claire says:
(this was when we were in the room alone studying when everyone else was playing games and not eating mushy mushrooms)
claire says:
we also had this game where we'd stand on top of the bunkbeds on either side of the room and throw our culottes at each other
claire says:
fun!
claire says:
i dunno leh, maybe it was just that brand of mushrooms that sucked
claire says:
it had a picture of a walking act-cute mushroom on the packet so if you see that one STAY AWAY!
claire says:
AUGH I JUST ATE ANOTHER CINNAMON ONE!
the stage is set says:
hows work?
the stage is set says:
sch is really really boring!!!
claire says:
haha!
claire says:
okay la i'm eating jelly beans at the moment and describing how they taste to sam david
claire says:
so quite fun
the stage is set says:
wah lao
the stage is set says:
chicken rice
claire says:
you know right
claire says:
i realise that maybe if we use chicken as a swear word enough
claire says:
and it catches on
claire says:
then maybe five years from now
the stage is set says:
chicken rice!!!
the stage is set says:
not chicken
claire says:
mothers will tell their children "DONT YOU EVER SAY THAT WORD AGAIN YOUNG LADY OR YOU'RE FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT IT"
why do companies call themselves premiere or super or other random positive adjectives? just going through lighting catalogues and there are so many ego companies with names like that. its like calling your son "handsome" or "chao mugger".
I wanted to say something else, but then my mind was invaded by the sound of candy going "KEEP QUIEETTTTTT!" in her teacher-voice, over and over.
No comments:
Post a Comment