it is a witness to the cruelness of life when i am expected to correct the sentence ' "Fine! You like being molest! I shall let you be a gigalo off Timbalstu!" ' into the grammatically correct but no less crude ' "Fine! Since you like being molested, I shall let you be a gigalo off Timbalstu!" '.
I didn't even bother trying to correct the gigalo part, because i cant decide whether to scold him for using the word "gigalo", tell him his story sucks, or just fail him because i can't be bothered to figure out if "Timbalstu" is meant to be "Timbuktu - Gigalo Capital of the World!" or some magical place in a parallel universe where drunk men get molested by thugs (yes, that really is his storyline.)
For the sake of my sanity I decided to just ignore the sentence. Anyway, the character in his story kept moaning "Molest...molest..." throughout the entire essay, so this guy obviously has issues. Not even going to go there.
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