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23 October 2007

we love marking primary school papers because....

A Frog on his Own.

"One fine morning, John brought his pet dog, John, to the park."

"A little frog jumped onto the boat and the boat fall in the water because it liked the boat."

"The boat was diestroyed."

"The boat drowned."
Don't worry, it's in a better place now."

"The frog was every every hungry. There was one more of a mosquite, that the frog was every every full."
I am every every confused.

"Benjy (the frog) imagine that a bee is a butterfly so Benjy use his tung and catch."
What exactly have you been taking, Benjy?

"When the frog catch a bee, the bee stung it's touhge. The frog did not eat bees anymore."

"The frog quickly swam to the pond."
Quick! Let's swim! To the pond! On the ground!

"Benjy (the frog) saw a baby on a baby trolley."

"There was a mother and a baby in a pram."
Show off.

"I baby name is Sally."
Good for you, I baby.

"All the pet jump over Sally cachu."
Sally's what?

"Benjy jump and jump and jump."
Go, Benjy, go!

"The baby was crying because the cat saw the frog beside a lady."
I get emotional about that too.

"The woman is giving the baby but the frog did not want to give the baby."
Those selfish frogs!

"The baby was mad."
Beware, there are mad babies afoot...

"Then the little boy was eating the frog and finish it up"

"John was angry to the cat and they lived happily together."
Hooray!

...Compiled from essays by primary 2s

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA

Anonymous said...

LOL oh man!!!