I am starting to believe that the sun may no longer actually exist.

Facebook can be so strange on so many levels.

"Holly Matthews has just invited you to SHARE the LOVE!"
WHEEL of FORTUNE!


"I would never send you a lifeless boring gift, here is an animated one!"
Well I would never send you a gift, because, like, I don't even know who you are!


"I'd like you to check out (fluff)Friends, where you can adopt a cute pet on your Facebook profile! Give your pet a name and a personality, earn munny and buy things from the (fluff)Shop, and enter your pet into (fluff)Races. With over 20 pets to choose from, and new features being added frequently, it's fun, free, and fluffy!"
I grew up in a household where fluff was code word for fart, so excuse me for not being very interested.


"Remember playing hangman when your were a kid? Well, you can live those days again by playing it on Facebook against people from all over the world. It is fun!"
This is just bad, bad copywriting.


"Jane Ashley sent an invitation using Love Match Predictor: You've been invited to use The Love Match Predictor! Jane wants you to try out The Love Match Predictor."
Yes, okay, I understand what 'invite' means, you don't have to repeat yourself ten thousand times.


GROUCHY!