in case you didnt know, ignorant bystander, this is where paul anka, lorelai's dog, tells people's fortunes for the stars hollow winter carnival.

[She looks over and notices the sign for the booth next to hers - Tarot Card Readings. She gasps. Kirk approaches.]

LORELAI: Kirk, Kirk!

KIRK: Yes, Lorelai.

LORELAI: Why are you putting the exact same booth right next to my booth?

KIRK: Well, frankly I have my doubts about your dog's ability to predict the future.

LORELAI: You have your doubts?

KIRK: Yes. And in order to satisfy our guests, I'm hedging our bets by putting the real thing next door so that no one walks away bamboozled.

LORELAI: Kirk, there is no real thing! It's all fake! Those tarot cards are not real, my dog cannot predict the future.

KIRK: So you admit it!

LORELAI: I was never hiding it!

KIRK: That's fraud.

LORELAI: It's a Doggy Swami.

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LORELAI: Ready?

LANE: Ready!

LORELAI: Spin the wheel!

[Lane spins the wheel. Paul Anka reaches out a paw and stops the wheel at slot number five.]

RORY: The Swami has chosen!

[Lorelai takes a rolled up piece of paper from number five and unrolls it.]

LORELAI: Ready, this is exciting! [Reading] You will sing songs of gemstones!

LANE: Of gemstones!

RORY: How do you sing songs of gemstones?

LORELAI: Uh, I was a little tired when I wrote this one. Sorry. You want to pick another one? Swami do-overs are allowed.

LANE: No, I'll stick with this one. It's got an air of mystery.

[Luke approaches.]

RORY: Hey, Luke! Want Swami Doggy to read your fortune?

LUKE: Uh, maybe some other time.