His Life. His Work. His Passion. (This was in "things you have typed recently". The logical explanation: Michaelangelo's been using my computer.)

Vivienne: You guys should've taken the LRT with us, it was totally empty!
Claire: Yeah, I was running up and down the train waving my hands in the air and shouting!
Kanj: You were what?
Claire: Well, I figured I might as well do it while I had the chance. But Vivienne said maybe there were people on board that only we couldn't see ...
Vivienne: ... yeah, cos no one else at any of the stations wanted to get on our train ...
Claire: ... though admittedly it could have been because they saw me running up and down waving my hands in the air and shouting.
Hafiz: "Your attention, please. The next train to arrive at Platform A is for monkeys only. Thank you."

Weekly Wednesday Sleepover, 12.57am.
Claire: So are you guys going to school tmrw?
Vivienne: Ling's going all the way to school for one stupid tutorial.
Ling: [Makes happy contented sleeping sound]
Vivienne: Sorry what did I say? I meant, Ling's not going all the way to school for one stupid tutorial.