prelude to v for vendetta

he: er, so you want dorritoes or popco-
she: wow! look we get an ice age scratchcard! *in important announcer's voice* ... and you might just win *scans card critically* well, apparently, absolutely nothing.
he: right.
she: so you want to scratch it?
he: dont try to be noble, i can see the eagerness all over your face.
she: hooray hooray. *scratches away* oh! oh! i see the word "lollipop!" I've won a lollipop!
he: maybe it says "you almost won a lollipop"
she: that's just sad.
he: yea.
she: yay! i've won a lollipop!
he: im so happy for you.
she: yes. you should be! but it doesnt say where to redeem it...
he: are you sure? give me that. *reads card carefully* well, its obvious. you have to go to the Ice Age. I mean, it's written all over the card.
she: that sucks.

oh, ignore the sylvester-stalone-like title - V for Vendetta was a very interesting movie.